Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Hope Everyone Had a Great Thanksgiving







A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving


It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door.

"Please let me in," says the man desperately. "I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me if I don't come home with one."

"Okay," says the butcher. "Let me see what I have left." He goes into the freezer and discovers that there's only one scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man.

"That's one is too skinny. What else you got?" says the man.

The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minutes and brings the same turkey back out to the man.

"Oh, no," says the man, "That one doesn't look any better. You better give me both of them!"


































Friday, November 21, 2008

Video Link - Dog Driver

Canadians are pranked with a dog driving a postal truck. I love it when the guy gives the dog directions ROFLOL:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH5OT3UQTvY

Enjoy
Linda B:)

Video Link - Skyscrapper Rescue System

Simply amazing -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ9QAgohRME

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Q & A.....For Those Over 50

Q: Where can men over the age of 50 find young, sexy, women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem; retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these!"