I saw Rich Little on a special yesterday and loved this quick joke:
What does an 84 year old woman have between her breasts that an 18 year old doesn't?
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a navel :)
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Friday, July 4, 2008
Early Communication Systems
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York Scientists found traces of a copper-wire system dating back 100 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.
Not to be outdone by New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed California scientists dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after headlines in the LA Times newspaper read: 'California archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper-wire system and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.'
One week later, 'The Redneck Rebel Gazette' in Senatobia, Mississippi reported the following: 'After digging as deep as 30 feet in a corn field near Strayhorn, Bubba Johnson, a self taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Mississippi had already gone wireless.
Not to be outdone by New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed California scientists dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after headlines in the LA Times newspaper read: 'California archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper-wire system and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.'
One week later, 'The Redneck Rebel Gazette' in Senatobia, Mississippi reported the following: 'After digging as deep as 30 feet in a corn field near Strayhorn, Bubba Johnson, a self taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Mississippi had already gone wireless.
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