Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Link - How old is you brain??
The first time I took it I got 36. Feeling smug I thought I would try it again and improve my score - got a 51. LOL guess my batteries wear out faster these days:)
Subject: How old is your brain?
This is interesting !!! See if your brain is as old as your body ~ or ~ (perish the thought) ~ OLDER !!
This is interesting !!! See if your brain is as old as your body ~ or ~ (perish the thought) ~ OLDER !!
| Procedure of Flash Fabrica Game: 1. Touch 'start' 2. Wait for 3, 2, 1. 3. Memorize the number's position on the screen, then click the circle from the smallest number to the biggest number. 4. At the end of game, computer will tell you how old your brain. Good luck !! http://flashfabrica.com/f_learning/brain/brain.html |
Quote of the Day
LOL I can identify with this one:)
With short hemlines coming back into fashion,
I dug an old miniskirt out of my closet.
I tried it on, but can't figure out what to do with my other leg.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Putting Your Affairs In Order
A woman went to her doctor, who, after an examination, sighed and said,
"I've some bad news. You have an incurable cancer. You'd best put your
affairs in order."
The woman was shocked but managed to compose herself and walk into the
waiting room, where her daughter had been waiting.
"Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good and we celebrate
when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have an
incurable cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini."
After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber.
There were some laughs and some more martinis.
They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who
were curious as to what the two were celebrating.
The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending,end. "I've
been diagnosed with AIDS."
The friends were aghast and gave the women their condolences
After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered,
"Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer. You just told your
friends you are dying of AIDS."
The mother said, "I don't want any of them sleeping with your father after
I'm gone."
Now That's Putting Your Affairs In Order !
"I've some bad news. You have an incurable cancer. You'd best put your
affairs in order."
The woman was shocked but managed to compose herself and walk into the
waiting room, where her daughter had been waiting.
"Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good and we celebrate
when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have an
incurable cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini."
After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber.
There were some laughs and some more martinis.
They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who
were curious as to what the two were celebrating.
The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending,end. "I've
been diagnosed with AIDS."
The friends were aghast and gave the women their condolences
After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered,
"Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer. You just told your
friends you are dying of AIDS."
The mother said, "I don't want any of them sleeping with your father after
I'm gone."
Now That's Putting Your Affairs In Order !
The Great Preacherman
As a young minister in Kentucky, I was asked by a funeral director
to hold a grave-side service for a homeless man, who had no family or
friends.
I was not familiar with the backwoods area, and I soon became
lost. Being a typical man, I did not stop to ask for directions. I finally
arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the open grave, but the hearse
was nowhere in sight. The digging crew was eating lunch. I apologized to the
workers for my tardiness, and I stepped to the side of the open grave. There
I saw the vault lid already in place. I assured the workers I would not hold
them up for long, as I told them that this was the proper thing to do.
The workers gathered around the grave and stood silently, as I
began to pour out my heart and soul.
As I preached about 'looking forward to a brighter tomorrow' and
'the glory that is to come,' the workers began to say 'Amen,' 'Praise the
Lord,' and 'Glory!' The fervor of these men truly inspired me. So, I
preached and I preached like I had never preached before, all the way from
Genesis to Revelations.
I finally closed the lengthy service with a prayer, thanked the
men, and walked to my car. As I was opening the door and taking off my coat,
I heard one of the workers say to another, 'I ain't NEVER seennothin' like that
lost. Being a typical man, I did not stop to ask for directions. I finally
arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the open grave, but the hearse
was nowhere in sight. The digging crew was eating lunch. I apologized to the
workers for my tardiness, and I stepped to the side of the open grave. There
I saw the vault lid already in place. I assured the workers I would not hold
them up for long, as I told them that this was the proper thing to do.
The workers gathered around the grave and stood silently, as I
began to pour out my heart and soul.
As I preached about 'looking forward to a brighter tomorrow' and
'the glory that is to come,' the workers began to say 'Amen,' 'Praise the
Lord,' and 'Glory!' The fervor of these men truly inspired me. So, I
preached and I preached like I had never preached before, all the way from
Genesis to Revelations.
I finally closed the lengthy service with a prayer, thanked the
men, and walked to my car. As I was opening the door and taking off my coat,
I heard one of the workers say to another, 'I ain't NEVER seennothin' like that
before, and I've been puttin' in septic tanks for thirty years!'
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