Putting Your Affairs In Order

A woman went to her doctor, who, after an examination, sighed and said,
"I've some bad news. You have an incurable cancer. You'd best put your
affairs in order."


The woman was shocked but managed to compose herself and walk into the
waiting room, where her daughter had been waiting.

"Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good and we celebrate
when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have an
incurable cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini."

After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber.
There were some laughs and some more martinis.

They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who
were curious as to what the two were celebrating.

The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending,end. "I've
been diagnosed with AIDS."

The friends were aghast and gave the women their condolences

After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered,
"Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer. You just told your
friends you are dying of AIDS."

The mother said, "I don't want any of them sleeping with your father after
I'm gone."


Now That's Putting Your Affairs In Order !